Transcript of a call to my brother's house, 11:25 AM Pacific time--
Unidentified Voice: (mumbling, obviously waking up) Hello?
Me: Hi, is this Lucas?
Me: Is this Lucas?
UV: (confused) No, this is Dave. Oh, I thought you said you were Lucas.
Me: Nope. Is he there?
Dave: I think he's passed out or something, I don't know.
Me: OK, I'll call him back.
Dave: Holla back later, yo.