Monday, October 11, 2004

Helpful -- How's Kuz doin?

I just took a trip down memory lane by looking at the blog archives here. Post #1 was in late February, and I've noticed that, like my life, my blog has gone from time-wasting, unfocused goofy interests to obsessive politicism. I mean for goodness sake, isn't it time I put up some shameless topless action?

Overall, I'm very happy with the time I have spent writing this. I've always been a pusher. I enjoy persuading people to try the restaurants I like, to try out and listen to the music I like, and to read the books that I've found enlightening. I'm sure it's mostly ego, and I think I've also always been the kind of person who gets the biggest thrill from helping others. I don't know what that says about me. Am I being helpful for selfish reasons? If I am, is there anything wrong with that?

Jeez, I need to go the gym. I'm out of my gourd.


Josh said...

Being helpful (or interesting) is fine, Matt. But it's my job as your life strategist to unlock your potential for pure evil. And this begins with unabashed acts of pure selfishness. Maximum Matthew. Instead of being interesting or helpful, why not aim to take the blog in a new direction -- I'm thinking something along the lines of information about purchasing bootleg prescription drugs? That's helpful. And, I'd like to see your site boost its porn content by at least 75%. At the very least, you need more Gordon Lightfoot -- maybe some images, links to music, Lightfoot chatrooms. This is a realizable goal, Matt, and it's one that I can most certainly work with you to attain, should you decide to purchase my services. I'll send you the agreement ASAP.

Indigo said...

I know some of the very best music I listen to today is because you wanted me to try it out. Ok, enough senitimental, tacky crap. How about some Food, Folks, and Porn, er Fun?