Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Interesting: New Year's Eve Quotes

Heard on Saturday night:

"The curse of being a Walker is small genitalia -- a curse I've lived with my entire life"

"Has anyone ever told you look like that Jake guy from Brokeback Mountain? I'm not saying you look gay, by the way."

"I don't make it easy - don't do the flirt, eye contact thing. You have to come talk to me."

-Rebekah: "Matt, you could put your knee down so you don't fall."
-Matt [crouching]: "Rebekah, I'm not going to do that." [falls over]

"I said, 'Excuse me, are you a hustler?'"

"I wanted to buy him a vodka that would be impressive so I went with Thor's Hammer. Thor is a pretty kickass god."


Indigo said...

A quote I heard from Kuz once:

"I, Matt Kuzma, am not the Osterizer".

Anonymous said...

That's my favorite!