I'm glad I found this book on clearance at B&N last weekend. According to Esquire:
#217: Melon should be more popular.
#140: The best vowel modifier is the umlat.
#162: You can't think of the Gutenberg Bible without thinking of Steve.
#247: Any word employed as a prefix for "pants" results in a word that is funny, e.g.,
And so on...