(would prefer both, but will settle for one or the other)
Saturday, March 26, 2005
Cease and Desist
Under advice of counsel (who I last saw at a Halloween party dressed as a beast of pure evil,) I will no longer be writing on this weblog about any "games of chance," "poker games for money," or other "activities contrary to Illinois State Law" which may be committed in my presence. This will help me in my political campaigns, and make the job of my future campaign press secretary (Scott or Josh, whoever will work for less) much easier, or so I am told. That is all.